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The top 7 (places to hook up) in '07 |
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Written by Christine Stanley/Tahoe World
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Tuesday, 09 January 2007 |
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 Looking to lose 20 pounds, go back to school and stop smoking in 2007? Yea, right. Stop now before you end up angry and addicted to anti-depressants, and try my New Year’s to-do list instead.
I’ve come up with the top seven places to make-out, hook-up and get-down in Tahoe in 2007. Some of them are oldies but goodies, but a couple are new even to me.
7) Best romantic make-out spot:
The pull-out on Old Highway 40
We like this spot because it’s far, but not too far; the mountains and lake make for a beautiful view, and men seem to really get the blood flowing while driving up and down that road. Bonus points for sunrises and sunsets.
6) Best place to hook-up with someone random:
The Bilty
I once ended up at a blackjack table with an attractive older man and a few too many Highballs. He gave me a $20 bill and I won him $300. Then he took me to the winner’s circle. Bonus points if you win enough to rent a room.
5) Best local-on-tourist action:
The new bathrooms at the Pastime Club
Before, the bathrooms were “more like a dank cave that smelled like urine and were the size of a Port-o-Potty,” according to a reputable source. Now, they are roomier and in compliance with the Americans with Disability Act. The brighter paint, larger space and fiberglass-type flooring does well to support both your back and your beer-vision. Bonus points if you hooked up in the old bathroom as well.
4) Best on-mountain nookie:
The gondolas at Sugar Bowl
We’ve all seen Hot Dog, but unfortunately Squaw took out their gondolas, so we’re moving the party to the summit. The nearly 10-minute ride is plenty of time to get down before you hit the pow-pow. Shoot, for some of you, 10-minutes is enough to do it twice. Bonus points if you leave butt prints on the windows.
3) Best place to get naked:
Anywhere on the East Shore
Thank God for California, thank Nevada for nude beaches. Where else can you get your own hidden slice of lake-front sand without a down payment? We recommend a jaunt to the aptly named Secret Harbor. Don’t forget hydration and sunscreen. Bonus points if you skip searching for a parking spot and arrive via kayak instead.
2) Best aprés ski:
The hot-tubs at the Resort at Squaw Creek
After tallying the day’s GNAR points and filling the Nalgene with Red Bull and Vodka (splash of cranberry for the lady), hop into one of the dimly-lit resort tubs. The village tubs work well too, and if you go there, I suggest scooping up some to-go sushi on the way. Bonus points if you’re hooking up with someone who lives at the Squaw Valley hostel. Double bonus points if that person brings a friend.
1) Best place for back country bumpin’:
The Benson Hut
You’ll work up an appetite for love just getting out there. Plus, if your partner makes it look easy, then you can be sure that he/she has some crazy great stamina. Don’t forget the Top Ramen and tea for sustenance, and then you can help one another conserve body heat. Bonus points if you bring a bottle of wine and go for round two on top of Tinker Knob.
Obviously, this list is by no means comprehensive, so if you have some better suggestions, by all means,
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. If I get enough, I’ll include them next time around. And remember, it’s only illegal if you get caught. Or if you’re smokin’ the cheeba. Or if you’re under 18.
XO, Christine
I know you’re thinking randy thoughts now, so e-mail your questions, comments, or favorite make-out spots to
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Last Updated ( Tuesday, 09 January 2007 )
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