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Hollywood hype: Who will defend the rich, famous and bad? |
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Written by Joanna Hartman/Tahoe World
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Tuesday, 05 June 2007 |
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In light of Lindsay Lohan’s recent DUI arrest and Paris Hilton’s stint in county jail, Rumer Willis has spoken up to defend the spoiled starlets. And that begs the question — Who is Rumer Willis? And why does she care?
Miss Willis is the unfortunate looking daughter of foxy 40-somethings Demi Moore and Bruce Willis. Which then begs the question — Just how do two beautiful, manicured, better-with-age celebrities procreate forming a 20-something that looks like this?
There are other not-so-hot children of super-fly Hollywood hotties:
• Ryder: son of Kate Hudson. I can get down with the new-age-hippie thing where you let your son’s hair grow long, but really, he looks like a not cute little girl. Then again her rocker ex-hubby was pretty haggard, kinda like Cousin It.
• All the kids of Shanna Moakler: Shanna’s a former Miss USA, but when she shagged Blink-182s Travis Barker and got pregnant twice over, she produced a baby boy named Landon who looks scarily-similar to his mohawked father
 • Suri Cruise: Daughter of TomKat. It’s my personal opinion, but I think the baby looks a little like a monkey. And they even have to hide her face in most paparazzi pics.
• Heidi Klum’s baby: Another ugly product that’s purely the fault of the Y-chromosome.
• Paris Hilton: Yes, she’s in jail so we feel sorry for her. Sure she’s got blonde ambition, she’s naturally thin and sports a faux tan to boot, but considering her parents are Kathy (attractive) and Richard Hilton (smart and rich), she really didn’t make out with the best of each gene pool. Then again maybe she looks like a real person under all that makeup and narcissism.
 Any other favorite ugly celebrity kids? How about any Lake Tahoe sightings? Or anything you actually care about in the Hollywood world? Me either. But if you have any ideas, send them my way at
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. Or you'll just have to keep reading my own take on the big, bad world of America’s favorite role models.
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